How to Make a Homemade Vagina

There are a few different ways to make a homemade vagina. Some of them are simple, and others are more elaborate.

You can use almost anything to create a DIY pocket pussy, as long as it has a cylindrical shape that fits your penis. Some examples include drinking bottles, socks, or chip cans.

Aloe Vera Gel

Aloe vera is a natural cleanser and it has antifungal properties to prevent yeast infections. It also helps reduce inflammation and itching of the vaginal area. It can be purchased from the store in gel form or grown at home.

To use aloe vera to soothe the vulva, cut an aloe leaf and remove any thorns before applying it to the skin. Apply it on the outer surface of the vulva and allow it to dry before wearing your underwear.

Then, rinse and repeat as needed. However, don’t put the gel inside your vulva as it can lead to an infection.

Pure aloe vera contains 99% water, making it an excellent hydrator for dry skin, including the skin of your vulva. It’s also a natural lubricant, and it’s condom and latex sex toy friendly. But you shouldn’t use it as an anal lubricant because the rectum’s pH is closer to 7-8 than aloe’s 4.5 and may cause irritation or skin infections. Also, don’t apply it to your vulva if you are trying to conceive because it can affect the cervical mucus’ pH, which varies during ovulation.


Tumeric contains anti-inflammatory and antiseptic properties which can soothe the irritation in a cyst. It also lightens the skin in your vagina. Mix a teaspoon of aloe vera gel with a pinch of turmeric in a bowl and apply to the affected area daily.

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Garlic has antibiotic properties that can protect you from bacteria and reduce infections. It also boosts immunity and accelerates the healing of a cyst.

Avoid douching – it can increase the risk of infection. Douching can also change the pH level in your vagina and make you more prone to yeast infections or thrush. If you need to lubricate, use a natural non-flavored lube based on glycerin instead of oil or petroleum products.

Don’t insert anything into your vagina unless it is specifically designed for that purpose (such as a menstrual cup, tampon or finger). Douching may lead to ectopic pregnancy, infection and even cancer. Putting things in the vagina that aren’t meant for there, such as herbs or spices, can also be dangerous. Douching has also been linked to increased vaginal cancer and ovarian cancer rates.


In a world where people make semen salad dressing and cum-based cocktails, one woman decided to try something a little more unorthodox: she made yogurt from her lady juice. As Janey Jay reports for Motherboard, PhD student Cecilia Westbrook figured that since every vagina is home to hundreds of different types of bacteria and organisms, some of them must be good for women’s health. So she collected some of her lady juice and combined it with a pre-made culture of milk and yogurt to create what she called “yoni yogurt.”

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The resulting yogurt was not as smooth as she might have hoped, however. According to microbiologist Larry Forney, her yoni yogurt probably contained a mix of different kinds of bacteria—not just those belonging to her own vagina, but also those from the wooden spoon she used to collect the lady juice, the air in her kitchen, or the dirt under her fingernails.

Forney also warns that consuming vaginal juice doesn’t necessarily protect against yeast infections, as many yoni yogurts contain too much sugar, which can actually make the problem worse by encouraging more Candida albicans to grow in your vulva. He says the best way to use yogurt to treat a yeast infection is directly, using a clean finger or an empty tampon applicator to apply the yogurt to your vagina.


Potato has a natural bleaching property and can be used to lighten the skin of your vulva. Add a little sandalwood, lemon juice and cucumber juice to the mixture and massage it on the area that you wish to lighten. Wash it off after a while and your vagina will be lighter in no time!

Another way that potatoes can help you is by providing lubrication. This is because potatoes are full of vitamins A and C, which make them great for the vulva. They also contain potassium, which helps to balance your hormone levels and prevent dryness.

In a case that should go on the world’s never-do list, doctors at a Colombian hospital discovered a potato growing inside of a 22-year-old woman’s vagina. The misguided young woman inserted the spud on advice from her mother in an attempt to use it as contraception. But after two weeks, the potato sprouted roots and caused her pain. Luckily, it was easily removed without surgery. The incident highlights the need for adequate sex education. (Source: Colombia Reports)

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Many people find sexy foods arousing and may experiment with them to stimulate themselves or their partners. However, gynaecologists do not recommend this, and it is not always a good idea to try anything that might go into your vagina without proper preparation. Many foods can cause an upset stomach and others may even lead to gynaecological problems, like a blocked urethra or a swollen vulva.

A ripe banana is a great climax enhancer and can also be used as a masturbation tool. Simply take a large ripe banana, and cut a hole in the middle that is roughly the size of your penis. The ridges of the peel will feel like your penis, and the smell is arousing too.

Another great option is a sock pocket pussy, which you can easily make out of 3 socks and a latex glove. Fold the first two socks to create two sides of the hole, then put the glove in between them. Wrap the third sock around it to seal the edges and fasten with an elastic band.

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